The Worst Films of Each Year

2006

1. Date Movie
2. Marie Antoinette
3. The Break-Up
4. C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America
5. Scoop

2005

1. Prime
2. In Her Shoes
3. The Matador
4. The Dukes of Hazzard
5. The Longest Yard

2004

1. Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2
2. I Heart Huckabees
3. Ocean's Twelve
4. Taxi
5. The Whole Ten Yards

2003

1. Gigli
2. Daredevil
3. Paycheck
4. Just Married
5. Phone Booth

2002

1. Far From Heaven
2. Gangs Of New York
3. Scooby Doo
4. The Truth About Charlie
5. Changing Lanes
6. The Adventures of Pluto Nash
7. Sim0ne
8. Slackers
9. Rollerball
10. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
11. Crossroads

Normally I'd only list the top 5 worst, but this year had a ton of crap.

Sidenote: The number of films on this list you own should be the number of bullets lodged in your inferior brain.

2001

1. Freddy Got Fingered
2. Tomcats
3. Town & Country
4. Pearl Harbor
5. Planet of the Apes

2000

1. Scary Movie
2. The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
3. The Flintstones - Viva Rock Vegas
4. Reindeer Games
5. Meet The Parents

1999

1. Baby Geniuses
2. Inspector Gadget
3. The Bachelor
4. Wild Wild West
5. Eyes Wide Shut

1998

1. There's Something About Mary
2. The Last Days Of Disco
3. Snake Eyes
4. Sphere
5. Godzilla

1997

**SPECIAL HONORARY AWARD**

The Most Overhyped, Overwatched, Overearning Movie Of All Time:

---------- "TITANIC" ----------

This film isn’t really all that bad. But it’s far, far, FAR from being good enough to garner the response it did. First, let’s call things as they are. Leonardo DiCraprio did not do anything more than a passable job in this film and was the weakest link (goodbye). Kate Winslet was good and Billy Zane rarely misses the mark. Unless that mark is Leo’s head. If this had been real life, Zane would have shot Titanic Jack Dawson’s dumb little head off about an hour and a half into the film. Then the boat could hit the iceberg and sink to show off all the special effects writer/director James Cameron put together.

And how in the hell did this film make 1.8 BILLION dollars worldwide? The closest film to "Craptanic" is still about 700 MILLION dollars away. Think of all the starving children that could have been fed. Think of the homeless people that could have been sheltered. Think of my early retirement!!!

In short, this film apparently struck a nerve with the overly-weepy crowd of the world and they had too much money to burn that year. I salute you, Mr. Cameron for proving you can fool all of the people some of the time.


1. The Postman
2. Speed 2: Cruise Control
3. The Peacemaker
4. Steel
5. A Life Less Ordinary

1996

1. Joe’s Apartment
2. Mr. Wrong
3. Eddie
4. Michael
5. Barb Wire

1995

1. Waterworld
2. Showgirls
3. Dracula: Dead And Loving It
4. Pocahontas
5. To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

1994

1. The Road To Wellville
2. Exit To Eden
3. The Flintstones
4. The Mask
5. Bad Girls

1993

1. Cop & ½
2. The Coneheads
3. Made In America
4. Three Of Hearts
5. Posse

1992

1. Captain America
2. Death Becomes Her
3. Toys
4. Far and Away
5. Prelude to a Kiss

1991

1. Nothing but Trouble
2. The Butcher’s Wife
3. Switch
4. Hudson Hawk
5. King Ralph

1990

1. Ghost Dad
2. The Bonfire of the Vanities
3. Look Who’s Talking Too
4. The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
5. Dick Tracy